On the edge of nowhere.
Hey, my name's Emma and I like your name. I have no social life since i'm on Tumblr. Unfortunately, I like it. I'm good at complaining and sleeping more than being up. Like someone ever cared.
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the pierce and that tshirt rlgjlrkjgitjhnlkrtjhlôerfmlkewq
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How am I just now noticing this?
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My reaction when I saw this:
When you accidently tell your mom to shut up
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She’s like:
And you’re thinking “WHAT HAVE I DONE?!”
“I’m f*cked…”
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Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls
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- me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
- mom: where are you going to go
- mom: what's their name
- mom: where do they live
- mom: how old are they
- mom: are they from the internet
- mom: what are their favorite colors
- mom: what about hobbies
- mom: what about pet names
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- mom: are you lying to me
- mom: what ethnic group are they
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When the fuck did facebook turn into an overbearing girlfriend?
me on christmas
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- me: i cant eat anymore im full
- food: eat me
- me: ok
